RIP
Cholula Hot Sauce I only got to use like a quarter of
You will be missed.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Cholula bandit, I will find you.
Cholula hot sauce is great. I love it. I keep some around, but I use it sparingly because it's not inexpensive. However, my bottle seems to just empty itself. No, it's not a case of failure to realize how I'm using. The stuff just disappears. I noticed it a few months ago and I've been watching. I just went to go use some and got a little bit out of the bottle and suddenly it was empty. I know I had at least a third of a bottle left. I am the only one that uses my kitchen. Cholula bandit: I don't know who you are, where you come from, or why you keep stealing my hot sauce- but I do know that I take this hot sauce business very seriously. While I do appreciate your taste in hot sauce, that will not save you if I ever find you in my kitchen stealing my Cholula. There is no measure for how hard and how fast I will bring this fight to your doorstep.
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Cholula Banditry is not just a problem for you. Last night was a buddy's birthday and after excessive drinking we went for pancakes. He somehow ninja'd seven, count them SEVEN bottles of hot sauce. Upon reaching the house we were concerned that the ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobasco and Firearms) would kick down the door.
ReplyDeleteDon't complain about your one bottle, and count your blessings that you aren't an IHOP.
Cheers,
Krewd